March 2010
1 post
conheir: Is done with midterms #fb →
September 2009
6 posts
I’m at Lazlo with homies
I’m at Lazlo with the homies #fb
has no internet at home right now. #fb
thinks stats is easy. volunteer orientation was highlight of day. Thanks Clee & Nicole for references! #fb
Statin is a habit (put it in the air)
Oh homework, my old friend… :( #fb
August 2009
11 posts
I’m taking a Tae Kwon Do class. I know, right
Soo tired… :( fb#
Some bitch just pulled a ridiculous u turn to snake my parking space. Unpleasant…
things to do tomorrow
Jake, disregard my last message, crisis averted on my end. Missed you at the park this sunday
Jake, if you’re up can you call me? #fb
Has anyone listened to The Headphone Masterpiece?
had a picnic in his old dining room today. #fb
Real Housewives of Atlanta sounds incredible #fb
Just had to capture a sick rodent and escort it out of Starbucks. Feeling embarrassingly lumpy #fb
I’m at fort Funston watching dolphins or orcas or something in the Pacific. wtf. Go nature!
July 2009
12 posts
I’m headed to the airport and am awake at 350 #fb
Showing my mom how to use twitter for facebook #fb
let me show you how to give a white girl a sun tan. Put it in that pot till it gets that hot then start the sir mix-a-lot. Aye!
I don’t speak spanish so i’m going to have to repeat everything slowly and with increasing volume until (and after) i meet an english sp …
I’m homeless and about to venture to a foreign land. Thank god i don’t speak Spanish.
My shift supervisors name is Phil Collins #fb
Pre Spain jitters… Los pre spain jitters?
I’ve lost 5 lbs since i started WII Fitting and stopped eating. Go video games!
Clover press coffee and chuck berry’s “Havana Moon?” Am I in a Starbucks? #fb
believes in miracles. you sexy thing. #fb
Up late thinking about learning spanish #fb
Only when the drugs are gone… I feel like dying
Unfortunately someone told Norman Mailer he could write about sex in a compeling manner.
I just gave up reading Norman Mailer’s An American Dream, like The Deer Park before it the book seemed great at first then introduced some
Some strange plot element that quickly proved to be too much (for me at least) to deal with.
June 2009
24 posts
Why’d we go so hard on a Sunday?
Im in Daly City, where Saturday morning cartoons are born
Michael!
Michael Jackson asape
Jermaine Jackson asapently named his child Jermajesty in some futile effort to out crazy Michael Jackson.
tired from staying up late eating brie and roasted garlic
I’m in the mission waiting at an otherwise all mexican bar for a table to open up at Emma’s
The cut young man playing pool keeps checking Nicole out.
At subway with Nicole contemplating the merits of a Meat Ball Marinara salad…
Where all the prostitute ads go on Craigslist? Does e-bay have an erotic services section?
For juneteenth they’ve shut down 1 lane of McAllister. Weird to be driving dwn 1 way w/a parade going the other direction.
Melt! Melt! Melt! In the summertime, love. And the summertime love.
North Beach makes my tummy full. :)
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Drag Me to Hell spoiller alert: The asian guy gets it in the end
Drag Me to Hell is awesome so far!
Gypsie woman bug vomit and nose bleed fountains.